Here it is FINALLY! WOW GUYS! We sailed on past the 300 post mark without
even blinking! Keep it up. Awesome posting!
Varya posted the 300th post this week! Congrats Varya! Joan had post 301!
Wohoooo! go girl! Guys in the rpg, you're being shown up by the ladies...you
know how to fix that problem don't you?

~*~*~PLOT SUMMARIES~*~*~
Sakura and Leo sitting in a car heading somewhere I'm not sure...um...that's
it. Oh, and Sakura saw Godzilla! Really really old and still waiting for Leo or
anyone to answer.
New Orleans::Various places

Ishtar & Tristan place themselves in the waiting seat, and literally wait
clean through the arrival of a Dragon. Once things settle down, they wait yet
again.

Ozma helped Llyr and then found Donovan again. Girls just want to have fun, and
Ozma isn't immune to this either.

A'stel is in the med van and just healing the best she can. Oblivious to their
follower, she tries to calm her friends and convince them that she'll be fine.

K'or is sleeping peacefully with Richie, but is her dream really just a dream?
Or could it be more. Either way, she isn't alone.
New Orleans: Trenan's home: Estella is taken aback by the granduer of Trenan's
home.
New Orleans: Vacant Club lot: Selka dumps Orev and happily accepts a ride with
Donovan and Ozma. Quinn, Castra, and Whisper investigate the report of a
dragon on the loose. We learn that Quinn is walking the fence when it comes to
loyalties.
New Orleans: Council meeting room: Eachann has a tantrum with his men, killing
three and promoting one to a leadership position.
New Orleans: Sar's Home: Sarhedron is trying to figure Draco out while she
tries to figure out what he's up to.
New Orleans: Apartments: Hazel's room is a mess, Dom wakes up, and Luca senses
the other dragons.

~*~*~FAVORITE SUBJECT LINES~*~*~

Street: G: White rabbits and angry fairies!
Street: PG: Rabbit hole? I don't think I can fit.
CCB Alley: PG: Better than a bolt of lightning to the ribcage
CCB to the Escalade: To the Batmobile!
New Orleans PG: Street: Now it hits the fan
Street- Follow the white rabbit
Empty Lot: PG: All Humans raise you hands!

~*~*~*WANT ADS~*~*~

Ok, sorry I've gone AWOL, but really lost. Anyone seen Leo? Or better yet,
anyone know where I can dump in Sakura, my sad excuse for a shifter kid?
starchild628@h...

~*~*~PLAYER OF THE WEEK~*~*~
We had a lot of votes the week and the nominees were Varya, Sarhedron, Draco,
Elwyn, Estella, and Joan and the winner is ::::DRUM ROLL::::::: Draco!!
Double Ice cream floats and a Nestea salute for her hard work this week!
Until next week, happy hunting and happy rping!
~*~*~QUOTES OF THE WEEK~*~*~
"Dymas.. isn't normal at all, why didn't he just say to hell with me like all
the other guys I've yelled at?"
"I personally have no idea, you scare the hell out of me." - Blossom and Richie

"So what will it be? Black Iris? Shadow World? McDonalds?" {Please don't say
McDonalds their food shortens the lifespan...} - Dymas

Joan looked at the SUV, and suddenly felt like chasing it through the woods.
She blinked and mentally stared at the voice in the back of her head. 'You
idiot. DOGS chase cars, NOT tigers!' The voice whined. 'But... I wanna hunt
something! Hunt your tail!' And then she suddenly wanted to chase her tail. -
Joan

What? Charles thought. "What?" he said. - Charles

"Oooh, you are a most wicked boy!" she informed him, shaking a little finger in
his direction. "There are mean people out there who hurt my ears and say mean
things and you left me, you naughty!" She tossed her grimy silver hair and
stamped a foot. "I am most vexed right now! I daresay that I should hit you
with a skybolt and then you would see, oh yes!" - Elwyn

"Kinda looks like cheese."
You mean Swiss Cheese?" -Llyr and Obsidian

"I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling
down the rabbit hole? Hm? I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man
who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up."
"Um, no, that would be anger." -Crow and Charles
"Welcome aboard the daybreak rollercoaster of thrills, chills, and totally
screwed up lifestyle where loyalties are truly fickle things."--Sin
Dragon slime girl and happy healer at your service.--Sin
"You're either with us or against us. I suggest you choose now."
"I choose you!"
"You choose me?"
"How could I choose anything else?"---Sin and Peridot

"Always *so* convinced of their own inate superiority to everyone and
everything. Because, after all, *nothing* could be stronger then them."-
Obsidian

~*~*~THESE ARE THE JOKE FOLKS!~*~*~
Things To Ponder:
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED-UP?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what moron came up with, "Quit
while you're ahead?"
I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us don't
have film. Or maybe it's just never been developed?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog
horn made out of?
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a
hostage situation?
Whatever happened to preparations A to G?
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I
said, "The whole time."
So what's the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the
water?
Why ISN'T there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

These are apparently real answers to survey/exam questions.


Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep & canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors
a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart
and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section."
A: The cesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head
~*~*~*~
And there you have it!

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Toodles!

John Quinn