The Vampire Diaries Shirt Slogans
Bonnie / Caroline / Damon / Elena / Katherine / Matt / Meredith / Stefan / Tyler / Vickie / Other Characters
BONNIE:
*I Love Bonnie* (in hot pink, for your neon pleasure, words in black sequins)
*Droooooid Priestess*
*I Love Aquariuses*
*I Hate Candles*
*I Can't Believe It's Not Clairol!*
*I suffer from PMS..Putting up with Meredith's S&*^!*
*I was teenage werewolf bait.*
*Hi, welcome to the Psychic Friends network.*
*Leave me alone or I'll channel Atilla the Hun.*
*I (symbol of a heart) Yorkies!*
*Druidish Priestess*
*Ask me about my past lives.*
*Only you can prevent werewolves..spay or neuter the Smallwoods today!*
*Don't (bleep) with me, I know magic!*
*You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you*
*Not only am I psychic, I'm a redhead too!*
*I'm not insane, I'm just a druid priestess!*
*Allow me to introduce my selves.*
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.*
*Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.*
*I do what the voices in my head tell me to do.*
*You think Merlin was good? Watch this!*
*Watch out Morgan Le Fay, here I come!*
*Prophecy Girl.*
*Blood...ech!*
*Romanticism...let me die young.*
*I'm psychic so there!*
*I never get the Italians*
*I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.*
*Psycho psychedelic psychic*
*Stay isn't an order I follow.*
*I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.*
*Drama Queen*
*Teen Witch*
*Mean People Suck*
*Piss me off and I'll turn you into a frog*
CAROLINE:
*Spirit of Fidelity -- No, Really...*
*First-Class Diary Stealer*
*I'm With Stupid* (granted, Tyler has to be with her for this to work...)
*I'm in charge.*
*I'm prettier than you, SO THERE.*
*Life's a Bitch, and So am I*
*I love skin cancer.*
*How's my underwear? Call 994-2456*
*It's not pretty being easy*
*I'm not a slut, I'm popular.*
*Fall on Me.*
*Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you.*
*No, my name is NOT Cordelia!*
*I brake for shops.*
*Bitchiness is in.*
*It's all about me isn't it?*
*Life's a bitch but so am I!*
*I live to tan.*
*I'm not that easy.*
*I like men to behave like men - strong and childish*
*No these are NOT implants!!!*
*Cellophane is the most I wear.*
*Reality is for people with no imagination.....like me!*
*Good girls go to heaven........I pay my way in.*
*Elena, Elena, Elena!*
*Open for business!*
*Second Place is the first loser*
*I'm cool, you're not*
*Get out of my facial*
*What we were developing in the darkroom, /wasn't/ pictures!*
DAMON:
*Bite Me*
*Hey Damon, I Need A Ride*
*Sleek, Black and Hot -- and I'm Not Talking About My Car*
*Interesting Things Happen In the Dark*
*Get the Hell Away From My Brother*
*Beware of White Kittens*
*I Am Tantalizing Too*
*I'll Get You- and Your Little Wolf-boy, Too...*
*Fine Italian Dining*
*I may be older, but like a good wine..I get better with age.*
*I don't believe what they say about men and their cars.*
*Are you my type? O positive?"
*Give blood. Go on a date with me.*
*Crows are my friends.*
*Do you need saving? I could be your personal savior.*
*Got Blood?*
*Brothers don't leave brothers in rainy fields.*
*Didn't I bite you somewhere?*
*I'll give you a bite, if you give me a bite.*
*Human staple.*
*Italian stallion*
*It's good being bad*
*I brake for blonds*
*I'm the evil twin*
Stefan and Damon standing together: *Betcha can't eat just one.*
*Dead and loving it.*
*There are three thousand ways to die. This is the best.*
*Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?*
*Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.*
*Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.*
*Fancy a bite? I do!*
*Undead Sex God.*
*I am the Vampire Casanova!*
*Brothers should share!*
*I stop for anything that breathes.*
*You're not safe if I'm in town.*
*Hungry? Why wait?*
*Kiss me, I'm Italian.*
*Winter is an unforgiving season, trust me, I know this"
*What part of piss off don't you understand?*
*I'm SO dark and deep, I could even fall for myself!*
*EEWWW!! I'm MOLTING!!*
*PEACE, let it end with me!*
*Under all my black ice, and evil, and killings, and mutilation and destruction, I do have a heart! Really I do, it's the size of a penny, but still, it's there!*
*Hatred is practically a family value.*
*BAD BOY*
ELENA:
*Ice Princess*
*A Lilac Mess In My Prom Dress*
*Spirit of Fell's Church -- No, REALLY...*
*I Love a Good Pain in the Neck*
*Third Life's a Charm...*
*Back and Better Than Ever!*
*Hey, can I borrow a car?*
*Undead..dead..reborn and loving it!*
*Blondes have more fun!*
*I'm a born again human!*
*Give blood...date a vampire.*
*Sucking blood is kool.*
*I survived the Salvatore brothers.*
*I've seen the afterlife and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.*
*Undead woman walking.*
*Electrocute me, I dare you!*
*I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.*
*Smarter than your average cookie*
*I'm more woman than you could ever handle and more man than you'll ever be.*
*2 Cute 2 B Dead*
*Bad Day? Try being chased by insane vampires!*
*Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.*
*Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.*
*See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.*
*I may be a bitch but I'm the pick of the litter.*
*You don't have to be Undead to attract me, but it helps.*
*I brake for Vampires.*
*Love is stronger than death.*
*Became a vampire, died, then came back and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!*
*One more blond joke..*
*It's not the fangs that count.*
*Everyone needs an imaginary boyfriend at one point.*
*I only like two kinds of men-domestic and foreign.*
*I represent the Save the Hungry Vampires Foundation. Pull back your hair for a sec.*
*Bite me.*
*Two for me. None for you.*
*I want Stefan...oh wait, there's Damon*
*I don't use people, I just take what I want from them and never talk to them again.*
*Of all the things I've lost, I miss getting 200 hellos a day the most.*
*There is no alternative to being yourself....unless you're a temporarily crazy newly awakened vampire.*
*Some women are born leaders, you're worshiping one.*
*PRINCESS*
*If you aren't staring at my t-shirt then you should be.*
*I <3 my Italian Stallions*
*You wish you could be me. Too bad you aren't.*
*Boyfriend needed : Only vampires need apply.*
KATHERINE:
*Die, Elena, Die*
*I Eat Italian*
*Here, Kitty Kitty*
*No, Gwyneth Paltrow cannot play me in a movie*
*Two Swords Through the Heart, and I'm To Blame -- Baby, I Give Love A Bad Name*
*So I like threesomes...*
*Few fries short of a happy meal*
*You're So Sweeeeet!*
*Make Mine a Blood Lite*
a Hooters t-shirt *Betcha can't choose just one.*
*Pro-Guillotine*
*Anti-Life*
*I'll 'here kitty kitty' you!*
*pretty kitty*
*Two, two, two mints in one!*
*I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?*
*Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.*
*Undead and loving it!*
*This kitten has fangs!*
*Why have one brother, when you can have two?*
*Double your pleasure, double your fun!!*
*Revenge is sweet, but the Salvatores are sweeter*
*That is *my* ring!*
*Psycho is "in" this season. Honest.*
*Anagram for funeral - real fun*
*Don't piss me off*
*Vampire by nature, insane by choice*
*I'm the Queen Bee. She only looks like me*
*RESIDENT PSYCHO*
*I'm a b*tch, get over it*
*Minds are like humans, once they're drained, you throw them away.*
bumper sticker - "I Stop for Italians"
MATT:
*Receive This, ***hole*
*Odd Man Out*
*Whipped*
*My other car is a...ah went off Wickery Bridge*
*Life Sucks*
*I may be the high school quarterback, but I can't score with any of the girls.*
*Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Off Bridges*
*I really need a date.*
*Vampire believer.*
*Member of Elena Fan Club.*
*Already brainwashed.*
*..and NO! my first name ISN'T door!*
*You wanna borrow my car too?*
*All this and I'm human*
*What's your problem? I was dumped for a dead guy.*
*Quality is part of the bargain.*
*If only I was rich instead of good-looking.*
*All American golden boy*
*OK....who has my car NOW?*
*I'd do anything to keep Elena safe, even take her away from that blood sucking leech!*
*Hmmm.....Elena, or Bonnie, Elena or Bonnie?*
*Use me, abuse me and throw me away*
*Can I borrow my car?*
*Nice guys always finish last*
*I may not be dead, but I DO have a car.*
MEREDITH:
*Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.*
*Do I look like a freakin' people person?*
*And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?*
*You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.*
*I refuse to star in your psychodrama.*
*The boat sank. Get over it.*
*I'm not cold, I just don't like you.*
*I date teachers.*
*The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.*
*Vampires suck.*
*My family is more dysfunctional than your family.*
*Worry about your OWN damn family*
*Show..........no........emotion!*
*Praise Elena, Hail Elena, there is no limit to my awe for Elena!*
*Get over it.*
*And your point is....?*
*Get a clue!*
*51% Sweetheart 49% B*tch*
STEFAN:
*It's Stefan, Not Stephan*
(standing next to Damon) *<---I'm with shorty.*
*I'm the cuter brother.*
*Next person to mention the Renaissance gets decked!*
*Young ones are sweeter.*
*But my hair is CURLY!*
*Call 1800-PERM-NOW*
*Inner child fuming.*
*Pout incoming.*
*Salvatore. It really satisfies.*
*Everybody hurts.*
*And which dwarf are you? (to Damon)*
*I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.*
*The best things come in small packages.*
*Small, dark and handsome.*
*I am NOT the ugly brother!*
*Don't touch me!*
*So I loved a psycho...who wasn't?*
*I'm not malnourished...I'm underfed*
*Don't hate me! Please!*
*Short, dark and handsome*
*Elena, I'll love even when you get old and your teeth fall out....oops, too late.*
*Don't follow me, I'm self destructive.*
*Age is just an attitude, I'm hundreds of years old, but I stay young with my isolation and pensiveness!*
*BROODING*
TYLER:
*Wanna flic my Bic?*
*Proud Supporter of The USDA* (That's the United States Dental Association, for those who are not an avid reader of toothpaste tubes like Bonnie is)
*I Am The Walrus [crossed out] Wolfman*
*I'm the Andrex Puppy's evil twin* (Do you get Andrex super-soft toilet tissue in the states??? If not, that won't mean much the the most of you...)
*I Howl, Therefore I am*
*Walkie?! Someone say walkie?!*
*Down with Bob Barker! Spaying and neutering animals is wrong!*
*My parents went to (insert vacation spot) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a flea collar!*
*Proud 1992 graduate of Madame Bow Wow's K-9 Obedience School.*
*What would you do for a rawhide chew?*
*Have you hugged your werewolf today?*
*Party animal!*
*Rubber bouncy balls make me drool!*
*Can I sniff you?*
*Hey, give a dog a bone?*
*I (heart symbol) chokers*
*Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but whips and chains excite me.*
*I like cats too, let's exchange recipes*
*Cat, the other white meat*
*Man's best friend. NOT.*
*Hairy, hairy, quite contrary*
*Dog Breath*
*It's that time of the month*
*The drool runs in the family*
*Down with silver!*
*To shave or to wax..that is the question*
*Pedigree - recommended by vets, used by top breeders.*
*My bologna has a first name, it's O-s-c-a-r. . .*
*Wanna make me howl?*
*Animal Passion*
*I'm a big dog. No seriously I am.*
*Wanna tug my leash?*
VICKIE:
*Naked in the Cafeteria*
*I run with scissors*
*So...where have you stripped?*
*Sedatives are our friends*
*I'm a strip tease*
*Denial is NOT a river in Egypt*
*If you think ignorance costs you, try being possessed*
*Why is it ALWAYS me???*
*Mentally confused and prone to wandering*
*PORN STAR*
*STRIPTEASE*
OTHER TVD CHARACTERS:
KLAUS:
*Goodnight, Sweetheart*
*Cannibal Lector*
*The Civil War sucks.*
*I lived though the Civil War and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.*
*Vampires love to neck.* *Got blood?*
ALARIC:
*I am the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer.*
*Life is an illusion.*
*Sometimes you have to wing it*
*I only look this smart*
MARGARET:
*My neck is not a buffet!*
*Have you seen my kitten?*
*Here kitty, kitty.*
*Sister of the undead.*
*Blood supply.*
*Drink, don't gulp.*
HONORIA FELL:
* I <3 Fells Church. *
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